Comparison of Religious Theory in the 21st Century
July 14, 2006
or… How to Offend Just About Everyone
Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
B’Hai - All toys are just fine with us.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let’s play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
Seventhth Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
Jehovah’s Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Judaism — He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Baha’i Faith — Let’s play with our toys together.
Baptist — We have played with this toy this way for years, and we are not going to change.
Presbyterian- These toys were chosen for you to play with and these were chosen for me to play.
Apostolic Faith (Oneness Movement) - There is only one toy, and it is in our church.
Crystal Cathedral - There are no bad toys, and no bad toy players.
Methodist - Toys are toys are toys.
Assembly of God -It doesn’t matter how you play with the toys as long as more people join in with you.
Word of Faith - Send me $100 and I will tell you “How you TOO can have more toys.”
Witchcraft - Toy making is killing our Earth Goddess.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
Anonymous
Sony again top in ‘Best brands’ poll
July 13, 2006
For the seventh year in a row, Sony is again top of the list, followed by Dell and Coca Cola. Apple is now in the top 10 list, and Microsoft has dropped out of the list.
The question asked in the poll was: “We would like you to think about brands or names of products and services you know. Considering everything, which three brands do you consider the best?”
http://www.harrisinteractive.com/harris_poll/index.asp?PID=682
Apple growth set to skyrocket?
July 13, 2006
Apple Matters quotes surveys saying that 16% of the people about to buy a new computer will be buying Apple, up from 6% in May. Dell’s market share is declining. It looks like Apple’s home PC market is about to triple! This follows on from the “halo-effect” from iPod, plus consumers’ dissatisfaction with PC security.
http://www.applematters.com/index.php/section/comments/apple-market-share-to-explode/
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