Barry Manilow: Anti-hoon weapon
July 17, 2006
The singing of Barry Manilow and Doris Day is being used by Rockdale Council, in Sydney’s south, to keep rev-head hoons from loitering in car parks. Other shopping centres or car parks have successfully played Bing Crosby or classical music to reduce loitering.
http://entertainment.news.com.au/story/0,10221,19808115-7484,00.html
Evolution of Dance
July 15, 2006
Funny 6 minutes movie:
Comparison of Religious Theory in the 21st Century
July 14, 2006
or… How to Offend Just About Everyone
Hare Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican - They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism - There is no toy maker.
Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
B’Hai - All toys are just fine with us.
Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let’s play!
Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
Seventhth Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.
Jehovah’s Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism - We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.
Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.
Judaism — He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Baha’i Faith — Let’s play with our toys together.
Baptist — We have played with this toy this way for years, and we are not going to change.
Presbyterian- These toys were chosen for you to play with and these were chosen for me to play.
Apostolic Faith (Oneness Movement) - There is only one toy, and it is in our church.
Crystal Cathedral - There are no bad toys, and no bad toy players.
Methodist - Toys are toys are toys.
Assembly of God -It doesn’t matter how you play with the toys as long as more people join in with you.
Word of Faith - Send me $100 and I will tell you “How you TOO can have more toys.”
Witchcraft - Toy making is killing our Earth Goddess.
Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.
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